Hmmm…I was born in El Paso and I still live here. I went on an extremely long two year “vacation” in Calabasas, California once, when I was about seven or eight. I’m really sick of living here and I wouldn’t mind moving to Malibu or Seattle…or just anywhere else. All of my friends that I used to have when I was little turned out to be major sluts, but I guess I just didn’t have an insane tit mass, so I turned out slightly less skanky. My friends now are sick and wonderful and enjoy stabbing hobos as much as anyone else. My fantesticle boyfriend unit is currently occupied by the armed forces and I miss the hell out of him (boo hoo bitcho).

See, the thing is that when I was ten, I had big boobs, I was average height and I thought things would turn out okaybut then I just stopped growing. Id say it was because of all the cocaine and heroin I did, but maybe I just have bad luck. Im still one sexy son of a bitch though::cries::

Ive been drawing for as long as I can remember and a lot of my art is pictures of menot because Im vain per say, but because I like the fact that I look like a cartoon character. Im attracted to people that I could draw and others would recognize them easily.

My life is filled with an unhealthy amount of references to masturbation, anal sex, and floating torsos. Ive concluded that I dislike almost two thirds of the human race, and make a lot of decisions based on spite.

I have no ambitions whatsoever and no clue what I’m going to do with the rest of my life. I know that it will definitely have something to do with art, writing or maybe both, but right now I’m just trying to finish school and not worry about it…trying not to end up homeless. Hobos give good head anyways.

Did you know that if you mouth the words ‘Elephant Juice’ it looks like you’re saying ‘I love you’? -Kitty